Thatcher is a transgender guy living in Texas. He's 15 years old and really likes Homestuck. Oh, he's also gay. Very gay.
- To Luis: "what the FUCK is eloquent™"
- To Luis: "WHY WILL YOU PENIS ME"
- "use a bear's dick to masturbate"
- Chat in Facebook:
- Sam: I have a theory that in fall, everything drops
- Thatcher: Including your balls?
- Thatcher: Wtf why did I say that
- Thatcher: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING
- Luis: im gonna conserve that
- Thatcher: PLEASE DON'T
- Thatcher: FUCK YOU
- Right on Christmas Eve 2015: "Can I have penile membershit?"
- (loud sneeze) "Super Sneeze™... I lost count.
- "I'M A DICK!"