Luis, aka TouhouandMarioFan aka Sam's bae 'is the creator of the Magical Vegtibles chat. He is south american, and is married to Sam.
- "god dammit samuel"
- "c'mon sam, take it to the frigde"
- Sam: "If you could go on a date with any of the users here, with who would you go?"
- Luis: "with the sexy you of course"
- "anal and vaginal."
- To Taylor: "wasn't that eloquent~"
- To Taylor: "YOU MUST ACTIVE CHAT OPTIONS OR I WILL BANANA YOU"
- "we should search for a new multiplayer game that we can game"
- "well fuck you in the ass with a horse penis"